My Conversation With God

have you read the bible today?

me:

hi God

me:

are you there?

God:

yes david.me: can you wake me up tomorrow, i haven’t done my home work yet.

God:

sure..

me:

i need to copy my friend homework. if you can’t send one of your angel. michael is my fav one.

God:

i said i can.

me:

are you sure you’re not busy? you can also ask King David to wake me, i was named after him afterall.

God:

i’ll wake you early at 6 am.

me:

can i ask you a question? i just read Genesis. about Adam, Eve, and The Snake.

God:

okay.. what do you want to ask.

me:

when The Snake said that the fruit will not kill Eve if she ate it, he was telling the truth.

God:

um…

me:

when Adam and Eve ate the fruit, they didn’t die, and their eyes open, and they know good from bad, just like you.

God:

well…

me:

so when You said that Adam and Eve shall not eat the fruit cause they’ll die. you are lying. Right?

God:

what do you mean?

me:

so.. if the snake did nothing wrong, why did you punish him?

God:

me:

so you don’t want us human to know what’s good and what’s bad, like naked in the park. So the evil one is you?

God:

i’m very busy… see you later.

well, the next morning i was late for school.

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